Vampire Story Fan Gifts

"I didn't really plan for this, so I'll need you to return my posthumous donation."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Astral Projection

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart