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"Master, Rex wants to know if you're through playing with his stick."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

Astral Projection

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

How to fight a vampire snowman