Vampires Into Stem Cells.
Vampire Lore Enthusiast Gifts
If you're captivated by the mysterious world of vampires, our vampire lore enthusiast collection offers a fun and witty range of gifts. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, these items bring your passion to life. Perfect for those who find allure in folklore and enjoy showcasing their favorite interest with a clever twist, our products are crafted to entertain and inspire fellow enthusiasts. Dive into a world of nocturnal intrigue and blood-red humor with gifts that celebrate vampire culture.
'This is the third time your grandmother has died this year. Tell me, have you tried putting a stake through her heart and cutting her head off?'
Vampire Hell.
"Why does it matter to you what my blood group is?"
"Ugh! Damn floss..."
Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.
"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"
"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"
"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."
Garlic bread.
"Stop! He's my agent!"
Dear Santa, How come you live for ever and are never seen in the daylight?
The Red Cross expands an alternative blood distribution market...
The Penguin Vampire's Awakening
'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'
Livid! What? Popular culture is glorifying vampires. Have we forgotten that these creatures kill, feed off human flesh, and most of all, belittle the aging process?! I can get livid even about things that don't actually exist. Your anger is immortal.
I can never remember which goes better with fish, red blood cells or white.
Paul Ryan, Bloodsucker
Transylvanian backpackers.
Vlad the Impala
'Hello? Missing Persons?'
Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!
'... And this is my cellar.'
Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip
Vlad the Inhaler
1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.
A vampire in a canoe.
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
He looks so natural lying there...
'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'
Astral Projection
'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
Vampire Lore Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Vampire Lore Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our range of vampire lore mugs and find the perfect quirky or spooky design to start your day.
Vampire Lore Enthusiast Pillows
Relax with our vampire-themed pillows, adding gothic charm and comfort to any room.
Vampire Lore Enthusiast Prints
Browse our vampire art prints and bring a touch of nocturnal mystique to your walls.
Vampire Lore Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover stylish vampire lore t-shirts that let you wear your passion with humor and flair.