Vampire Lore Enthusiast Pillows

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'This is the third time your grandmother has died this year. Tell me, have you tried putting a stake through her heart and cutting her head off?'

Vampire Hell.

"Why does it matter to you what my blood group is?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

Garlic bread.

"Stop! He's my agent!"

Dear Santa, How come you live for ever and are never seen in the daylight?

The Red Cross expands an alternative blood distribution market...

The Penguin Vampire's Awakening

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

Paul Ryan, Bloodsucker

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"