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What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'

Bram Stoker's Spatula.

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Mario Draghula: 'I'll do whatever it takes to save the Euro!'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Vampires Live in Vein

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Astral Projection

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'