Vampire Myth Enthusiast Gifts

'Who ordered the steak with garlic sauce...?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."