Vampire Aficionados Gifts

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"All I have to say is someone better be bleeding"

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

"Nice top and tails."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"What is your soup of the night?"

"Do you fancy ordering a pizza boy?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Astral Projection

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.