Vampire Lore Lovers Gifts

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

"Don't worry, I'm not a vampire, I've just eaten a blood orange..."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

How to fight a vampire snowman

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"