Vampire Fiction Fan Gifts

A vampire is positioned upside down at a bus stop, looking at its cell phone.

'Foster. No..Don't open that blind!'

'I knew you'd like it. It was ranked #1 in 100 Wines You Must Try After You Die.'

Twilight years.

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."

"Garlic? Pagan superstition! This is the only thing vampires are afraid of, young lady!"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Astral Projection

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Get on with it!

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'