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First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Get on with it!

"I know. But I think I can change him."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Fancy a pint?

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'