Vampire Lover Pillows

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

E-Baying @ The Moon

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."