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Candy Corn Dracula

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"So, our daughter tells us you work in a blood bank."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Astral Projection

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Get on with it!

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."