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Candy Corn Dracula

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"So, our daughter tells us you work in a blood bank."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Ghost School.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."