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'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires)

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

How to fight a vampire snowman

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Fancy a pint?