Villain Admirer Pillows

Birth of Darth Vader

Birth of Vader

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 27

Lee Van Cleef

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Besides talking for too long after capturing the hero, what would you say is your greatest weakness?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The wine-shop

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

More Pardons

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

No Right Turn (monster)

Evil Villain.

Grim's Fairytales

Candy Corn Dracula

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."