Villain Enthusiast Pillows

"There just aren't any good parts."

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Luckily for Darth Vader, Black is very slimming. . .

Caped Character

Scarpia from Tosca

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

'I know one city hiring but, you'd have to play the bad guy.'

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.

Evil Aspiration

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

More Pardons

Quilp's grotesque politeness

"A poor man has come in sight, sir. We suspect he may be attempting to gather winter fuel."

Evil Queen

Max von Sydow

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."

"Your scheme will never work! I'm the conductor."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be