Super-villain Enthusiast Pillows

'He may be a super-villain to you, but do you have any idea how many jobs he's created for the local area?'

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"