Supervillain Enthusiast Pillows

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Fools! They are destroying the world! I wanted to do that!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A vampire in a canoe.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'