Supervillain Wannabe Pillows

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Scarpia from Tosca

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Caped Character

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"There just aren't any good parts."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

Max von Sydow

"Your next fattened kid could be your last."