Superhero Squad Wannabe Pillows

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I've been genetically modified!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

The Family Joules: Part 19

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 11

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

Superheroes.

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 9

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

"There's no increase in salary, but the position does come with a cape."

"I own you, homework assignment!"

Lift chair fun!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 33