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Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

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A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

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I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...