Aspiring Superhero Mugs

Clothiers. Dress for the job you want.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Inaction Figure

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."