Aspiring Superheroes Mugs

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Always stick to the script.

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

Competitions.

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."