Aspiring Superheroes Gifts

Superhero Academy. We've evaluated your applications and our advice to both of you is, don't be a hero.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Inaction Figure

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Always stick to the script.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

Competitions.

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.