Aspiring Hero Gifts

"I always felt like I was destined for something big. But I'm not sure it's worth the effort."

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'