Hero Wannabe Gifts

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I feel like doing something heroic. Will you jump into the river and let me try to rescue you?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"He was a very good boy."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Reese Witherspoon

"I've been genetically modified!"

Zorro as a child.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I'm with the band.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Saving up for lessons.

'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Catwoman // Cat Lady

Keith Richards.

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'