Warrior Wannabe Gifts

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

'This one is for 'World of Warcraft 3,'

Career counseling little Genghis Khan.

"I imagine the proverbial will hit the fan when she sees what I got from amazon."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"We'll stop for a bread, water and toilet break at 11.30... on Tuesday."

The Runaway Horse

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Zorro as a child.

Cow duel.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Inaction Figure

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

William Tell Executions.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'You're too aggressive.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"