Warrior Enthusiast Gifts

'You're too aggressive.'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Reasonableman

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Batman - Face ID

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones