Warrior Woman Enthusiast Gifts

Condoleezza Rice

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Manspreading in Art

"I'm a working mom."

William Tell Executions.

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Shame about the ovaries..."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

'You're too aggressive.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Thank you My next song is about female survival in a male dominated society on 300 after tax,'

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

"Honey, you can demand equal rights as soon as you're able to open up a bottle of beer with your teeth."

"Why are you smiling?"

The 24/7 Samurai

"Shoo!"

Where Did My Love Go?

Here's How The Next Miss America Will Be Chosen

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Women's day - one of the chaps.

Liberian President: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf