Warrior Culture Admirer Gifts

The 24/7 Samurai

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"El muy mal perro"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'You're too aggressive.'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

University Challenge

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Shoo!"

NINJA GRAZER

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

Condoleezza Rice

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

Metropolitan Liberal Elite Eating Working Class Culture

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Jackie Weaver

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

Cow fighting with milk, chicken fighting with eggs.