Warrior Culture Gifts

"Do you have any idea what it's like to invade a country?"

'You're too aggressive.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Free speech isn't cheap!

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

William Tell Executions.

Information Macht Frei

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

University Challenge

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Axes 'R' Us Store

"If it weren't for the illusion of security, the health plan, the pay, the friendships. . . I'd leave this stupid company!"

The 24/7 Samurai

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

Condoleezza Rice

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'Make sure he does a number two.'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

War Exercise.

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."