"You've jumped the gun. Check back in a couple of years."
Culture Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the passion of a true culture warrior? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items designed for those who stand up for their cultural identity and love to make a statement. Perfect for anyone who champions diversity, history, or tradition with pride and wit. Elevate their collection with a gift that’s as bold and vibrant as their spirit.
"Woke nonsense."
"OH, Fred is usually very vocal about politics, but right now he's suffering freakout fatigue."
The burkini dilemma
Free speech isn't cheap!
University Challenge
Critical race theory opposition
Metropolitan Liberal Elite Eating Working Class Culture
Alien David statue
"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
See you at Charing Cross!
'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'
Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords
Woman Life Freedom
"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."
'His debugging skills are exceptional.'
Painter's Duel.
Streetcar in New Orleans
'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'
'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'
'What?'
Bedouin & Breakfast.
You're so demanding, run it yourself!
"Work with me!"
'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''
"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"
Computer Time Bomb.
"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"
Gentrification vs Manchester...
"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."
"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
"If it weren't for the illusion of security, the health plan, the pay, the friendships. . . I'd leave this stupid company!"
Culture Warrior Gifts Collection
Culture Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of culture warrior mugs—perfect for everyday inspiration and making a bold statement with every sip.
Culture Warrior Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to showcase your cultural pride—comfortable, clever, and inspiring for any space.
Culture Warrior Prints
Decorate your home or office with prints that honor your culture warrior spirit—artful, proud, and beautifully crafted.
Culture Warrior T-Shirts
Discover our range of culture-themed t-shirts—designed to empower and celebrate your pride with wit and style.