"You've jumped the gun. Check back in a couple of years."
Culture Warrior T-Shirts
Let them make a statement with t-shirts that embody their cultural pride and fighting spirit. Bold, witty, and meaningful—these tees are ideal for the true culture warrior.
"Woke nonsense."
"OH, Fred is usually very vocal about politics, but right now he's suffering freakout fatigue."
The burkini dilemma
Free speech isn't cheap!
University Challenge
Critical race theory opposition
Metropolitan Liberal Elite Eating Working Class Culture
Alien David statue
"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
See you at Charing Cross!
'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'
Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords
Woman Life Freedom
"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."
'His debugging skills are exceptional.'
Painter's Duel.
Streetcar in New Orleans
'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'
'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'
'What?'
Bedouin & Breakfast.
You're so demanding, run it yourself!
"Work with me!"
'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''
"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"
Computer Time Bomb.
"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"
Gentrification vs Manchester...
"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."
"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"
"If it weren't for the illusion of security, the health plan, the pay, the friendships. . . I'd leave this stupid company!"
Culture Warrior T-Shirts Collection
Culture Warrior Mugs
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Culture Warrior Pillows
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Culture Warrior Prints
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