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Poverty in Tourist Attractions

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Herb's from Texas."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"My mind is still on vacation."

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Low Noon.

University Challenge

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

Country trees visit the city.

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Careers Advice

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

Medieval Patent Office

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

Jackie Weaver

Dangerous ideas

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'