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Lady completely covered in tattoos except her bottom which reads 'Advertisement'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

AI

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"I'm feeling generous."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Interpretive marathon

A boy boasting of his strength

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

Medieval Patent Office

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

Dangerous ideas

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

In and Out Tray