Warrior Spirit Gifts

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

War Exercise.

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

"The lads are beginning to think you've lost your bottle, Sven!"

"That's right, Joan - another stay of execution."

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

Joan of Arc Arising From the Flames

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"I suppose you think that's funny."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

William Tell Executions.

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'You're too aggressive.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'You're too aggressive.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'Make sure he does a number two.'

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

Carols

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Like I said kid, Berserker, Swordsman or Oarsman. We don't have any classes for florists.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Braveheart.