Warrior Spirit Gifts

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

War Exercise.

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

"The lads are beginning to think you've lost your bottle, Sven!"

"That's right, Joan - another stay of execution."

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

Joan of Arc Arising From the Flames

"I suppose you think that's funny."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

William Tell Executions.

'You're too aggressive.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Axes 'R' Us Store

'You're too aggressive.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

'Mrs. Zegenzahn, I'm an expert on exorcising demons, devils and poltergeists, but insurance representatives? There's no remedy for that.'

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'Make sure he does a number two.'

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

Carols

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

Braveheart.

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Well of course this is a hostile workplace environment. You do realize what it is you do for a living, don't you?"

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

"Give me a hug!"