Competitive Spirit Warrior Gifts

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Snail Racing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'The grudge match.'