Warrior Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

Genghis Khan

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

William Tell Executions.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'You're too aggressive.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"Good dog!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

The Great Escape

'You're too aggressive.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Condoleezza Rice

War Exercise.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

Carols

"Shoo!"

The 24/7 Samurai

Braveheart.

Beer Wine Spirits. Candy. Chips. If I'm paying that much for 20-year-old scotch, I'm going to need to see some I.D.!

"My problem is my watch has stopped at drink o'clock."

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."