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Genghis Khan

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

William Tell Executions.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'You're too aggressive.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"Good dog!"

The Great Escape

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'You're too aggressive.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Condoleezza Rice

War Exercise.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

Carols

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

The 24/7 Samurai

"Shoo!"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Braveheart.

"Did you remember to put on clean underwear?"

"My problem is my watch has stopped at drink o'clock."

"He was a mainstay of the economy. Now two brewries and a whiskey distillery are on short time and one tobacco wholesaler has gone completely bankrupt."

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."