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The 24/7 Samurai

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Free speech isn't cheap!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"El muy mal perro"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

University Challenge

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Shoo!"

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

NINJA GRAZER

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

Condoleezza Rice

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Jackie Weaver

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

Metropolitan Liberal Elite Eating Working Class Culture

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."