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"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Mummies for Dummies

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

"OK, who's the joker?"

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'WHO is the architect here?'

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

'Definitely fake.'

Hippocrates

The 24/7 Samurai