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'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Egyptian chiropractor.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"