Ancient War Enthusiast T-Shirts

Horseback.

"Having a hard time describing it. Just feeling kind of 'off'".

Asmymetric Warfare. The Early Years. . .

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"