Ancient War Enthusiast Gifts

Horseback.

"Having a hard time describing it. Just feeling kind of 'off'".

Asmymetric Warfare. The Early Years. . .

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Where does this go?'