Ancient Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for the ancient warfare enthusiast? Celebrate their passion for historical battles and legendary warriors with witty, themed items that add a touch of humor to their collection. Our selection blends is fun and educational, making it a memorable gift for history buffs who adore the drama, strategy, and heroics of ancient combat. Whether it’s a humorous print or a clever mug, you’ll find something to make them smile while honoring their love for ancient warfare.

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Castle: "Who is it?"

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Attila the Horizontally Mobile

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"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!" mockup

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

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'Hey Dad, I've joined Hannibal's army...'

'Hey Dad, I've joined Hannibal's army...' mockup

'Hey Dad, I've joined Hannibal's army...'

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Modern Siege Warfare

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'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..." mockup

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

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Those Were The Days

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'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!' mockup

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

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'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!' mockup

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

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"Here's the parking lot."

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Egyptian chiropractor.

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Trojan horse with a satellite dish. mockup

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

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'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.' mockup

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

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I came, I saw, I partied!

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Romans.

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Closed for Renovation

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"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?" mockup

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

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'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics. mockup

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

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"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery." mockup

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

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Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers. mockup

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

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"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..." mockup

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

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'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.' mockup

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

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"The British are coming. Just sayin'." mockup

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

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'Where does this go?'

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'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,'' mockup

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

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"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

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'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.' mockup

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

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"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

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