Historical Warfare Enthusiast Gifts

Learn to Fly in One Lesson

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I was in the catering corps.'

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Forget what?'

The Child and the Tank

The unknown war poet.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Verbal Orders

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Blameless

Obama ready for another war

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Library Geoge W. Bush

Your tax $ at WAR.

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

The Grim map of Iraq.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Burning the Other

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.

Attila the Nun.

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

How Will They Manage without Us?