War History Aficionado Gifts

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Eveniing Party at Sebastopol. 1854

The Evils of War.

Donald Rumsfeld

D-Day landings of walking fish.

"And I got this one for not needing to Google the name of the country we invaded."

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Terrorists are already here.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

A little-known historical fact: The 100 Years' War was actually triggered by a wedgie.

Justice at Last.

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

Mines at Sea

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Forget what?'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

The Child and the Tank

1950's.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The unknown war poet.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'