War History Aficionado Pillows

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Eveniing Party at Sebastopol. 1854

The Evils of War.

Donald Rumsfeld

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

Terrorists are already here.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Justice at Last.

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

Mines at Sea

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Forget what?'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Most valuable element.

Shakespeare's Brain

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The unknown war poet.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The Child and the Tank

1950's.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Verbal Orders

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'