War Story Aficionado Gifts

Shadows showing soldiers from different walks of life.

General Butler scares off John Bull

The Enemy in our Midst! An Extra Special Constable Discovering a German waiter in the Act of laying the Foundation of a Concrete Gun-bed.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Warrior Woman

'Forget what?'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Your tax $ at WAR.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Ad Valorem

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

'Not another war film.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

Donald Rumsfeld

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

'Where now in Afghanistan?'

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."