War Story Lover Gifts

The Flying Corps finally get to grips with Zepplins.

"Yes everyone was so friendly during the war...except for some reason the Germans"

"This is your great-uncle Rudy. In World War II, he fought with the Army, the Navy and the Marines."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Warrior Woman

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

War and Peace GIF

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

'They want the medals back. Apparently, you used a Vicks inhaler before going over the top in 1916.'

'Honey, please don't ask Grandaddy about the war.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"The Balkans. This is where I came in."

The first recorded incident in the use of biological agents as weapons occurred in the 14th century, when an army besieging Kaffa, catapulted a mad cow over the city walls.

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"I might be able to offer you a test drive."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Lawrence of Arabia

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

A cavalier gentleman.

'Honey, this is my Uncle Duggie . . . he lost most of his DNA during the war.'

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."